Jason Torchinsky has shared so much good stuff with us over the years, it's hard to keep track of it all. Here's one of my favorites. Remember when Jalopnik used to make videos? This ish is from 2012, and it shows how badly Lincoln ufcked up by not hiring Woo Kim. »
In DeKalb, IL, a completely shitfaced guy had his keys in hand and his Jeep before him. "I should drive that vehicle!", thought the drunk-as-a-skunk moron. And drive it he did — right into an oncoming vehicle. »
Sometimes captains have to take a piss. And when they do, their seats need filling. He told me to have a seat. What am I gonna say? No? »
I'm guessing 4th-gen Ford F-Series, thus the F-100, but I just want to be sure. Bonus points for specific model year. »
New York, NY — On Tuesday, a man boarding American Airlines Flight 1140 from La Guardia to Dallas was booted from the plane after throwing a hissy fit. What was the problem? The airline's staff wished him "Merry Christmas", but apparently not everyone celebrates Christmas. »
This skit hits close to home with the writers, developers, and artists who have been made to dance on a pinhead to avoid the social justice crusades against them. »
This skit on political correctness is 21 years old. It's even more culturally relevant today than ever, with the exception being the professor isn't spearheading the outrage. Welcome to "art class", circa 1993. »
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- be me
- get new job
- 9/10 girl works next desk over
- her kia's in the shop, needs work done
- "Hey Viper, can I get a ride home?"
- we get in my saab
- "Oh cool! You drive a manual transmission too? I love it, but my bf not so much"
- buckets and buckets thinking about her ever since »