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- be me
- get new job
- 9/10 girl works next desk over
- her kia's in the shop, needs work done
- "Hey Viper, can I get a ride home?"
- we get in my saab
- "Oh cool! You drive a manual transmission too? I love it, but my bf not so much"
- buckets and buckets thinking about her ever since »
If you've noticed that being offended has become increasingly popular, you're certainly not alone. Chris Rock said in a recent interview that he had to stop performing at colleges because everything is offensive to them. »
Oliver Friedfeld and his roommate attend Georgetown University, and were recently mugged at gunpoint. Frieldfeld says he deserved it because of his "privilege", but as of yet has not written to his congressman demanding mugging be made legal. I wonder why. »
I've never been pulled over in Virginia (thank God), so I can't be sure. But who knows, right? Don't knock it 'til you try it! »
He helped mankind land the Philae probe on a comet, but Dr. Matt Taylor may end up being remembered for his harmless shirt rather than his scientific acumen. »