When Woo Kim Created The Sexiest Lincoln Ever, Hands Down

Jason Torchinsky has shared so much good stuff with us over the years, it's hard to keep track of it all. Here's one of my favorites. Remember when Jalopnik used to make videos? This ish is from 2012, and it shows how badly Lincoln ufcked up by not hiring Woo Kim. » 3/31/15 1:23am Today 1:23am

Beautiful New Polandball, "Divine Wind"

u/yaddar has recently posted a stunning new Polandball. He offers a detailed context and a brief overview of how he created the work. » 3/30/15 2:57am Yesterday 2:57am

Drunk Driver In Illinois Immediately Causes Accident, Gets Busted

In DeKalb, IL, a completely shitfaced guy had his keys in hand and his Jeep before him. "I should drive that vehicle!", thought the drunk-as-a-skunk moron. And drive it he did — right into an oncoming vehicle. » 3/23/15 7:02am 3/23/15 7:02am

A321 Captain Let Me Take The Helm Tonight

Sometimes captains have to take a piss. And when they do, their seats need filling. He told me to have a seat. What am I gonna say? No? » 3/15/15 1:32am 3/15/15 1:32am

Offended Passenger Kicked Off Plane For Tantrum Over "Merry Christmas"

New York, NY — On Tuesday, a man boarding American Airlines Flight 1140 from La Guardia to Dallas was booted from the plane after throwing a hissy fit. What was the problem? The airline's staff wished him "Merry Christmas", but apparently not everyone celebrates Christmas. » 12/25/14 11:48am 12/25/14 11:48am

New SNL Skit Mocks The Perma-Offended With "Asian-American Doll"

This skit hits close to home with the writers, developers, and artists who have been made to dance on a pinhead to avoid the social justice crusades against them. » 12/22/14 2:58pm 12/22/14 2:58pm

The Kids In The Hall Shows How Yesterday's Jokes Are Today's Clickbait

This skit on political correctness is 21 years old. It's even more culturally relevant today than ever, with the exception being the professor isn't spearheading the outrage. Welcome to "art class", circa 1993. » 12/20/14 5:21pm 12/20/14 5:21pm

The Tiny Toy Viper Guide To Getting Un-Greyed On The Front Page

So you're stuck behind the grey wall of doom. Every comment feels like an audition. If only there was a fast track to getting followed by Jalopnik, right? Follow this guide, and you could be on your way to Jalopnik commenter stardom in these three easy steps! Click here to learn more! » 12/19/14 12:32am 12/19/14 12:32am